After a car accident, Ebenezer Royale’s extravagant lifestyle crashes to a halt. When Boudicca Cane wanders into the wrong place at the right time, the pair strike up an odd friendship that blossoms into love. Their relationship isn’t conventional, bonkers at times, but it works. When they pause their sexy time to come up for air, they discover the Cane and Royale families are struggling to adjust. Boudicca’s adoptive father doesn’t like change, Ebenezer’s brothers lust after or despise her, and his parents suspect her of being a golddigger.
As life takes a turn for the better, odd, inexplicable things happen, all leading back to the woman of Ebenezer’s dreams. Black animals circle the house, a mysterious stranger stalks their reflections in the mirror, and apples float by an unseen force. Eben and Bo believe getting their families to rub along is the only thing standing in the way of everlasting happiness, but a powerful force has turned its evil eye on the mismatched couple.
Between food fights, curses, and Shakespearian verses, will Boudicca and Ebenezer get their crazy ever after?