I Hate Your Guts - Jim Norton

I Hate Your Guts

By Jim Norton

  • Release Date - Published: 2008-11-04
  • Book Genre: Biographies & Memoirs
  • Author: Jim Norton
Our rating: 5/5 stars

4.5 Score: 4.5 (From 53 Ratings)

I Hate Your Guts Jim Norton read online review & book description:

When New York Times bestselling author and comedian Jim Norton isn't paying for massages with happy endings, or pretending to be fooled by transsexuals he picks up, he spends his time wondering what certain people would look like on fire...

What do Heather Mills, the Reverend Al Sharpton, and Dr. Phil have in common? Jim Norton hates their guts. And he probably hates yours, too, especially if you're a New York Yankee, Starbucks employee, or Steve Martin.

In thirty-five hilarious essays, New York Times bestselling author and comedian Jim Norton spews bile on the people he loathes. Enjoy his blistering attacks on Derek Jeter, Hillary Clinton, fatso Al Roker, and mush-mouthed Jesse Jackson. It's utterly hilarious -- and utterly relatable if you've ever bitten a stranger's face or thrown a bottle through the TV screen while watching the news.

But don't think Jim just dishes loads of shit on his self-proclaimed enemies; he is equally atrocious to himself. He savages himself for his humiliating days as a white homeboy, his balletlike spins in the outfield during a little league game, and his embarrassingly botched attempt at a celebrity shout-out while taping his new HBO stand-up series.

Uncomfortably honest, I Hate Your Guts is probably the best example of emotional vomiting you'll ever read. But there is hope; at the end of each essay, Jim generously offers helpful suggestions as to how the offender can make things right again: Eliot Spitzer: If you run for re-election, instead of shaking hands with voters, let them smell your fingers.

Reverend Al Sharpton: The next time you feel the need to protest, do so dressed as an elk in Ted Nugent's backyard.

Hillary Clinton: When you absolutely must make a point of laughing publicly, don't fake it. Just think of something that genuinely makes you laugh, like lowering taxes or any random male having his penis cut off.

For the legions of devoted fans who know Jim Norton for his raw, sometimes brutal comedy, I Hate Your Guts is what you've been waiting for. But even more important -- it's a great book to read while taking a shit.

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  • WOW

    5
    By Average Average Joe
    I bought a copy of this at Ted's Emporium a while back, but the digital version is even better. My friend Edgar reads a chapter to me each night while I lick his teeth.
  • Hilarious!!

    5
    By Twevs
    Loved it!!!!
  • Master of the written word

    5
    By Notazoo
    Jim Norton is a girls parents worst nightmare, but one of the greatest guys around. His comedy is not for everyone, and if it isn't for you then I am sorry to hear you are one of those people. When this book came out, I shouted to my boy, "Raaaaamoooooone go get me the funniest book in the store". And this is what he brought back.

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